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Hakuyama Creates
Havoc 11/15/02
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Local Diety Runs Amuck on Neighboring Keenspace Realm, Glamour
Lust.
Hakuyama is currently being sought in the cruel and inhumane transformations
of the two leading characters in this online comic. Markkastanen si
Rhaegal Sartain, the Drakthos blood-sucking vampire was mercilessly
turned into a Chibi Monday evening. Legal action is now pending with
our own Elfin Lawyer Skydark Blackfell as his counciller, and paramour.
Mr. Sartain could not, himself be reached for comment. It appears that
he was being fitted for a "sailor suit".
Evil Sorceror MiJKa claims no responsibility after being questioned
by authorities, although he has threatened the vampire on numerous occassions.
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On Wednesday evening she struck again. Aerael the Resident Sex God and
Incubi was turned into a disturbingly adorable pony creature, when it
was realized that he could not be safely transformed into a Chibi. As
everyone knows,Incubi survive on Lust and as Chibis cannot have sex
due to the unseemliness and their tiny weewees, it would have been murderous
of our god Hakuyama to cause such a drastic reconfiguration . It is
also assumed that Hakuyama only allowed the evil incubi to keep one
horn, as she was quoted, "So that no one will mistake you for a
cow."
The question now appears to be, how long will Hakuyama leave the Faery
Boys of Glamour Lust to suffer? Will their own magicks be enough to
over come this heinous crime? And just exactly which one of them is
"cuter" right now?
We may never have an answer.
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